Chris engagement report
@TheChrisWoodard - 376K followers on X
Measured over 11 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on September 1, 2026.
Engagement
A typical post picks up 3.2K interactions against 376K followers, an engagement rate of 0.84%. Measured over 11 original posts, its engagement rate beats 86% of 3,775 tracked accounts of a similar size. Comparing inside a size band matters here: engagement rate falls as accounts grow, so a raw rate would mostly just re-measure the follower count. Posts are seen about 322K times each, and 0.98% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 85.7% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 1 post a day over the last 30 days, with activity on roughly 47% of days. Most posts go out around 17:00 UTC, and Thursday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 11 posts sampled, 45% carry an image or video. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 138K interactions, about 44x its own typical post.
Measured over 11 original posts from a 30-day window, last computed on September 1, 2026.
Compared with accounts its own size
Chris's engagement rate beats 86% of the tracked X accounts closest to it in follower count (3,775 accounts, accounts of similar size (decile 6 of 10)). A percentile is spread evenly by construction, so 50 really is the middle of that group and 90 really is its top tenth.
On engagement per impression rather than per follower it beats 42% of the same group. When those two numbers disagree, the gap is about how far its posts travel rather than how people react to them.
Where this sits in the catalog
At 0.84%, Chris sits above the 75th percentile of the 36,654 accounts in this comparison. That places it in the top 25% band, which runs 0.433% to 2.10%.
Show the percentile table
| Percentile | Engagement rate |
|---|---|
| 10th percentile | 0.002% |
| 25th percentile | 0.012% |
| 50th percentile | 0.08% |
| 75th percentile | 0.433% |
| 90th percentile | 2.10% |
| 99th percentile | 160.5% |
This ruler is the whole measured catalog, not a size-matched group: it shows where the raw rate falls across every account we can measure, all of which are large. For a like-for-like comparison, read the size-band percentile above instead. See how the bands are built
Posting timing
This account posts most often around 17:00 UTC, and Thursday is its busiest day of the week. The bars below are the catalog-wide pattern, with this account's own busiest slot marked. They do not show how this account performs at each hour: we keep one aggregate per account, not one per hour, so that measurement does not exist in our data.
Show engagement by hour posted, utc as a table
| Hour (UTC) | Vs author median | Posts |
|---|---|---|
| 00:00 UTC | -1% | 51K |
| 01:00 UTC | -2% | 52K |
| 02:00 UTC | -3% | 50K |
| 03:00 UTC | -4% | 53K |
| 04:00 UTC | -6% | 43K |
| 05:00 UTC | -4% | 42K |
| 06:00 UTC | -4% | 48K |
| 07:00 UTC | -5% | 52K |
| 08:00 UTC | -4% | 61K |
| 09:00 UTC | -3% | 70K |
| 10:00 UTC | -2% | 72K |
| 11:00 UTC | -3% | 78K |
| 12:00 UTC | -2% | 86K |
| 13:00 UTC | -2% | 94K |
| 14:00 UTC | -4% | 97K |
| 15:00 UTC | -2% | 101K |
| 16:00 UTC | -3% | 98K |
| 17:00 UTC | -2% | 91K |
| 18:00 UTC | -1% | 85K |
| 19:00 UTC | -1% | 80K |
| 20:00 UTC | -1% | 74K |
| 21:00 UTC | -1% | 66K |
| 22:00 UTC | -1% | 57K |
| 23:00 UTC | -2% | 52K |
Show engagement by day of week as a table
| Day | Vs author median | Posts |
|---|---|---|
| Sunday | +4% | 231K |
| Monday | 0% | 288K |
| Tuesday | -2% | 278K |
| Wednesday | -1% | 251K |
| Thursday | -1% | 245K |
| Friday | -3% | 253K |
| Saturday | +3% | 227K |
Best tweets
- May 29, 202644x their median
how do i shoplift online omg plz
- Aug 5, 202626x their median
‘GROWN UPS 3’ has begun filming. Coming soon to Netflix. https://t.co/EI2bPjJIBH
- Jul 9, 202625x their median
A Chinese restaurant in the Bay Area is fining parents for their out-of-control kids. The owner of Chez Xue says he has had enough of poorly behaved children in his restaurant, so he is now fining parents. You You Xue says one customer changed a dirty diaper next to another customer who was dining. "We are not a playground. Please ensure children REMAIN SEATED at all times and respectful of fellow guests and the dining environment," the restaurant's policy says. "Running around, shouting, making noise with utensils, etc. WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!" One parent was charged $327 after their child smashed a credit card machine. Another parent was charged $109 after their kid carved designs into a table with a utensil. One more parent was charged $5 after a child smashed a teacup. "I honestly put this notice on my menu because I didn't want to put my employees in the position of parenting other people's children. It should not be their job," the owner said. This guy is awesome.
- Aug 3, 20268.8x their median
JUST IN: Anthropic CEO reportedly increasingly concerned that new hires are working there for a paycheck, as opposed to the company’s mission.
- Jul 14, 20268.6x their median
“I don't even know how this is legal.” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is questioning how lawmakers can disappear from Congress for months without public explanation after Sen. Mitch McConnell revealed previously undisclosed health issues that kept him away from the Capitol. AOC says medical emergencies happen, but argues extended absences without transparency have “crossed” a line. @foxnewspolitics
- Aug 31, 20267.7x their median
BANKER: “Your account is overdrawn by $47.” CUSTOMER: “I know. My paycheck comes in tomorrow.” BANKER: “You’ll also be charged a $35 overdraft fee.” CUSTOMER: “Wait… I’m being charged $35 because I’m short $47?” BANKER: “That’s the policy.” CUSTOMER: “So I’m already struggling, and the solution is to take another $35 from me?” BANKER: “I don’t make the rules.” CUSTOMER: “But you work here.” The banker sighed. BANKER: “Look, I understand. But I can’t remove the fee.” The customer looked at the screen. Then smiled. CUSTOMER: “Okay. Close my account.” The banker paused. BANKER: “You want to close it over $35?”
- Jul 26, 20267.7x their median
JUST IN: Georgia police supervisor arrested for allegedly using Flock cameras to track her boyfriend’s vehicle more than 30 times
- Aug 6, 20267.2x their median
A man opened up about seeing his high school friend ashamed and hiding his face while working the McDonald’s drive-thru 🍟🧑🏾🍳 “We come from being homeless, it doesn’t matter where you work at” https://t.co/p97twNziZi
- Apr 26, 20266.5x their median
U.S. government is accepting donations to pay off its $39 trillion debt via PayPal and Venmo.
- May 10, 20266.2x their median
I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home https://t.co/JQh1T5ZdVR
Ranked by total interactions across everything we have tracked for this account, which is a longer history than the 30-day window the rates above use. The multiple compares each post to this account's own median.
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Reading these numbers
A typical post picks up 3.2K interactions against 376K followers, an engagement rate of 0.84%. Measured over 11 original posts, its engagement rate beats 86% of 3,775 tracked accounts of a similar size. Comparing inside a size band matters here: engagement rate falls as accounts grow, so a raw rate would mostly just re-measure the follower count. Posts are seen about 322K times each, and 0.98% of those impressions turn into an interaction. That is about 85.7% of the follower count, which is the gap between an audience on paper and an audience in a timeline. Posting runs at about 1 post a day over the last 30 days, with activity on roughly 47% of days. Most posts go out around 17:00 UTC, and Thursday is the busiest day of the week. Of the 11 posts sampled, 45% carry an image or video. The account's strongest tracked post pulled 138K interactions, about 44x its own typical post.
- What is Chris's engagement rate on X?
- Chris (@TheChrisWoodard) has an engagement rate of 0.84%, based on the median interactions across 11 original posts from the last 30 days against 376,070 followers. Replies, reposts and quote-posts of other people are excluded from that sample.
- Is that a good engagement rate?
- At 0.84%, Chris sits above the 75th percentile of the 36,654 accounts in this comparison. Those comparison accounts are all large ones, because our scanning cadence is weighted towards big accounts, so this is a ranking among peers of similar scale rather than a ranking across X.
- Does @TheChrisWoodard have real engagement?
- Its engagement rate beats 86% of the tracked X accounts closest to it in follower count (3,775 accounts), which puts it in the top quarter for its size group. Ranking inside a size band matters because engagement rate falls as accounts grow, so a raw rate would mostly re-measure the follower count. It is a starting point for a look at follower quality, not a verdict on it.
- When does @TheChrisWoodard post?
- Most posts go out around 17:00 UTC, and Thursday is its busiest day, at roughly 1 posts per day across the measured window.